szerda, február 21, 2007

Larger, one pill makes you




The staff of ENN (We Live Large) normally likes to surf the TV channels late at night, and lately we've noticed a lot of advertising for "natural male enhancement." These ads are hilarious. During prime time they go totally nuts (ha ha) with the silly euphemisms, but after 10 pm (at about the same time that the "find singles in your area" type ads -- you know, the ones with the skanks -- usually appear) they drop most of the charade and only avoid the P word.

Well, well well, it seems size does matter, huh, gents? All those protestations that it is "how you use it" that's what's important are probably just a lot of hot air coming from the size-challenged. Viagra, it is my understanding, helps those with ED get some action, but since that's clearly not enough, a host of botanical concoctions have appeared on the market and claim to increase the size of the joystick. Apparently, according to this article, all those pills make larger is the size of the manufacturers' bank account.


Man and aphrodisiacs have a long history. If you would like to try some time-honored (and probably about as useless as what's Smilin' Bob peddles) ways of increasing your libido, or your fun, or your toolbox, try this site . And hey, maybe it will make your intelligence a little larger, and a lot of women find that really sexy.


Got male enhancement problems? Go ask Alice.