szerda, május 28, 2008

Effect, cause and

This ain't no karma chameleon

Sharon Stone said that maybe the earthquake in China was karma over China's treatment of Tibet. She was wrong, and MSNBC News has the scoop. The truth is out there, people, in the streets, stomping like the Golem and causing geological distress to the planet. It's not the ozone layer. It's not climate change. It's the lardass American kids.

ENN (We got the skinny) thinks it's about time to stop worrying about polar bears and how their ice is melting (stop whining and have your food straight up, bears) and to start taking action about these human butterballs that are messing with geology and more serious things, like gravity and the planet's tilt. Given the price of gasoline, how about we have fat kids pull rickshaws? That's environmentally friendly and aerobic too. In Alaska, fat kids could replace dogs and pull sleds, which has the added benefit of teaching the chubsters about teamwork.

And Sharon, China treats everyone like crap, not just the Tibetans.

Got fat kids? Get a rickshaw.