csütörtök, május 22, 2008

STINKS, because Vista

Steve Ballmer haz Mac!

Steve "I can haz Mac?" Ballmer recently got egged during a lecture at Corvinus University in Budapest, by a student wearing a T-shirt with "Microsoft=corruption" printed on the back. The Hungarian papers are saying it all has to do with the dude being upset that the Hungarian "government" (yeah, whatever) awarded a contract to Microsoft to provide software and IT training to local professionals under a program named "Titan." ENN (Usul, we have corruption the likes of which not even God has ever seen!) knows that this is just the usual spin doctoring by the mercenary news outlets. The real truth is the guy's had enough of Vista's ridiculous and Nixon-level paranoid features that don't let you open any client without asking for passcodes, fingerprints, retinal scans and a DNA swab, but didn't know how to say all that in English, so he mumbled something about money and lobbed some eggs. Most people would say he should've lobbed something else at Ballmer. Like a tactical nuke.

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