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Someone who really needs to quit drinking and find gainful employment left a couple of fascinating * comments in response to an earlier post.


Ján Slota, Prává Slovenská Národná Strana said...

We hate the Magyars because of their subtle territorial designs on Slovakia and other neighbouring countries. They want Transylvania and shit will hit fan in Vojvodina as well. Vojvodina is the next Kosovo. If they come to blows, we will be there to fight with our Slavic brothers! I would like to get into a tank and flatten central Budapest. Watch out Hungarian monkeys!

Mad'ar hajzely! Pojeb si staru mat'! Die Magyar scum!

[From the editorial board: For those who may not be aware of international politics: Ján Slota -- the "before" half of an AA poster; Prává Slovenská Národná Strana --Real Schlurry Nashonal Party]

And now a few comments of our own:

We hate the Magyars because of their subtle territorial designs on Slovakia and other neighbouring countries.

Oh, so it's not the annoying ringtones, then? Excellent. And sorry about the subtlety. We're working day and night to remedy that.

They want Transylvania

Well, it's part of a list, really. We have subtle designs for many other places as well. Mostly beachy places with good surfing.

and shit will hit fan in Vojvodina as well.

How will they notice?

Vojvodina is the next Kosovo.

I hear Nigeria is the next Vojvodina. And Monaco is the next Nigeria. It is all messed up, dude.

If they come to blows, we will be there to fight with our Slavic brothers!

Is there a particular reason for this fight, or do you find those Slavs as annoying as everyone else does?

I would like to get into a tank and flatten central Budapest.

Dude, why waste money on a tank? Just stagger to the middle of Pozsony, face south and exhale.

Watch out Hungarian monkeys!

That's very kind of you to have so much concern for the monkeys. But it's the people you have to worry about, dude.

Mad'ar hajzely! Pojeb si staru mat'! Die Magyar scum!

Make up your mind, dawg.


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