Couple, marriage destroys

Lesbian icon, ultra-hip poet and newsfinder Vanessa alerted EZA News (Fighting world peace since ...well, since Vanessa inspired us to adopt this motto) about an article that stands as evidence of the serious damage marriage can wreak in an otherwise loving couple. Julie and Hillary Goodridge lived happily together for two decades and then they had to go and throw it all away by getting married. See what the Evil Institution can do to people? We must stop homosexuals from getting married. It's for their own good! All those happy people with kids, picket fences, dogs, and PTA meetings stand to lose it all if America accepts gay marriage. We have to save these people from the horror brought about by what on the surface appears to be an innocent ceremony. Don't make the same mistake heteros made, gays! Stay away from the courthouse and the church! In fact, let's all stay away, for our own sakes and that of our kids. Happily ever after only works in fairy tales. Outlaw marriage now!