Dealer, support your local arms

On-the-ball reader Leslie sent in a piece of spam that might be of interest to those people who are contemplating declaring themselves a republic, dicatorship, Third World country, or emirate. As those of you who have already gone through this process know, one of the most important things when you become a country is to have your own army to defend your borders, airspace, etc. And if you happen to be a Hungarian insurgent fighting the Ruminant Empire, you definitely need to have a well-stocked arsenal to annihilate those tedious Romulans. Weaponry can be expensive these days. Not that it was ever cheap. Swords, arrows, maces, lances, etc., never grew on trees, and many a knight found himself a pauper when having to buy a new suit of armor for himself and his horse because King Arthur got a bug up his butt and decided to mount yet another offensive, which happened whenever he pictured Sir Lancelot doing the horizontal waltz on the round table with Gwenevere.

Becoming a country is expensive, and you won't have a lot of funds left to properly outfit your armies. The IMF won't give you money before you become a country, after all, and the Libyans may not be very keen on giving you credit. What to do? You could try Ebay, of course, but the bidding is bound to drive the price of weaponry sky high and you're back at Square 1 and the Red Queen is making fun of you and insulting your manhood and lineage from the other side of the chessboard. No one likes that, or having to wait for DHL to deliver the one pre-owned (but entirely re-outfitted) Russian ICBM you managed to purchase by draining all your credit cards.

Enter the Enterprising Spammer.


You're invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air, surface-to-surface and weaponry available at reduced price. With the
following types of rockets you will be able to commit terrorist attacks, destroy buildings, electric power stations, bridges, factories and anything else that comes your mind. Most items are in stock and available for next day freight delivery in the USA. Worldwide delivery is available at additional cost. Prices are negotiable.

Please feel free to inquire by ICQ # ______ or contacting us
directly:

phone numbers deleted

Today special:

******* AIR BOMBS *******
OFAB-500U HE fragmentation air bomb
Fuel-air explosive air bombs -Not in stock
BETAB-500U concrete-piercing air bomb
ZB-500RT incendiary tank
500-KG SIZE RBK-500U unified cluster bomb
RBK-500U OAB-2.5PT loaded with fragmentation submunitions
RBK-500U BETAB-M loaded with concrete-piercing submunitions-Not in
stock
RBK-500U OFAB-50UD loaded with HE fragmentation submunitions

******* UNGUIDED AIRCRAFT ROCKETS *******
Main-purpose unguided aircraft rockets
S-8 unguided aircraft rockets
S-8KOM
S-8BM-Not in stock
S-13 unguided aircraft rockets
S-13, S-13T, S-13-OF, S-13D, S-13DF
S-25-0
S-25-OFM
S-24B -Not in stock
RS-82
RS-132-Not in stock

******* ROCKET PODS *******
B-8M pod for S-8 rockets
B-8V20-A pod for S-8 rockets
B-13L pod for S-13 rockets

Recently received *NEW*

Hydra 70 2.75 inch Rockets
Air-Launched 2.75-Inch Rockets
FIM-92A Stinger Weapons System
Stinger 101: Anti-Air

Our clients are well known Al-Qaida, Hizballah, Al-Jihad, HAMAS, Abu Sayyaf Group and many other terrorist groups. We are well known supplier in the market and looking forward to expand our clientage with assistance of Internet.

Do not hesitate to contact us via ICQ # _________


So there you have it. Daily specials and all. Now, you must remember to be cautious. Don't just call these people and order a truckful of stuff before you check their references. Check with the guys at Al-Jihad and the other boys too and ask if they're satisfied with the service, the speed of delivery, the price, and most importantly, the quality of the weaponry. You don't want to find yourself face to face with a Ruminant cruiser and have your mighty weapon fizzle out. That would only give ammunition (ha ha) to the Red Queen to demoralize and humiliate your brave efforts.